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Offline William Tell

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« on: March 25, 2021, 06:52:58 AM »
A bit embarrassing, I've not popped in for ages. A bit like going down the pub or it will be when it's open. Bruce is or was a bit flash. A bit of a Norfff Londoner.
Taxi driver mentality lots of flash motors.
A bit like this club and that pub, the last time I popped in was probably my birthday a year ago today. Cause, I had a lovely birthday Massage/Sausage from all the Bruce's and felt ashamed.
Anyway, Bruce and Sheila a lively couple holiday time share in Benidorm the lot.
I live in this little watery lane, the top of the hill end because water runs down hill past the pig sheds and it smells like a toilet lower down. Like the gents toilet in that pub. I'm outside pruning when Bruce from that pub is walking right outside.
Rough Strewth, ain't the word, Bruce.
Bruce calls everybody John. Hello John, all unhappy and degected. Which is a bit of an irony because my name really is John. Anyway, All Bruce says is "Hope you are well John, see you soon I hope".
I felt really guilty because I hadn't popped in for a quick one since my birthday last year when folk made me feel so welcome.
Sorry, I really am Bruce's.
Only Plink one gun at a time.
I don't want the wife to find out, how many pop guns are under my bed in my room! Only room in the house that's safe from inspection really!!

Offline Gambo

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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2021, 06:12:01 PM »
Welcome back John. ;) ;D ;D