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Three Dogs Go To Heaven
« on: February 21, 2021, 07:19:33 PM »
A Doberman, a Poodle and a Rottweiler died and are standing in front of God at the entrance to the kingdom of heaven.

God asks all three, what they believe in?

The Doberman says: "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my owner."

"Good," says God, "take a seat on my right side."

"Poodle, what do you believe in?" asked God.

The Poodle answers: "I believe in love and care from my owner as well as peace in the world."

"Ah," God said, "You can take a seat to my left side."

Then he looked at the Rottweiler and asks...... "And what do you believe in?"

The Rotty stood there, looked at him and answered.......

"I believe you're sitting in my seat!"