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Lone Man in Bar
« on: September 13, 2017, 09:50:05 PM »
A man is sitting at a bar on his own with a bowl of peanuts.

There is only him and the bartender there, but he hears a voice which says..... "Hey good looking, how are you?"

He looks around but sees no one there, then he hears another voice "Wow really nice shirt, it looks good on you"

He turns to look again and sees he is still alone, and then once again hears a voice..... "I really like what you have done with your hair tonight"

He looks all around yet again to find no-one there, and then looks at the bartender who says.............



 "Oh sorry it's the nuts........... they're complimentary"

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Re: Lone Man in Bar
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2017, 01:08:14 AM »
do we have a tumbleweed smiley?
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Re: Lone Man in Bar
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2017, 08:25:18 AM »
What, like this >>>>



Soz Uggs, but that image is strictly reserved for the disappointment .22 aficionados experience when using a .177. ::)

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Re: Lone Man in Bar
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2017, 11:27:23 AM »
like what? theres nothing there, bit like .22 holes in a target, nothing there as the .22 pellet has such a drop it falls out of the barrel and hits your toes ::) :P
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Re: Lone Man in Bar
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2017, 11:42:04 AM »
If a .22 pellet hit your toes Uggs, it would shatter them (Ouch)...............unlike if a .177 pellet landed on your toes, which would only tickle at worst!!! ;D

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Re: Lone Man in Bar
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2017, 11:21:44 PM »
If a .22 pellet hit your toes Uggs, it would shatter them (Ouch)..............
so thats why .22 shooters bang and crash around when out hunting.......they all have broken toes ::)
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Re: Lone Man in Bar
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2017, 11:37:53 PM »
Errrr no.

.22 users are out hunting, because they have the correct calibre for the job............unlike .177 users who's airguns are only of any use to put holes in nothing tougher than paper. :P

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Re: Lone Man in Bar
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2017, 12:10:41 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Lone Man in Bar
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2017, 11:03:59 AM »
Nick.......are you laughing at the joke, or the banter? ???

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Re: Lone Man in Bar
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2017, 11:42:12 AM »
 Your joke .
  'Stupid  boy'. ;D
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