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Offline Gambo

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A Lovely Specimen
« on: December 10, 2015, 12:10:00 PM »
I was just browsing the internet, searching for pics to soothe my love of the Relum Tornado, when Google threw this image my way >>>



Oh what a very fine specimen that is......and the rifle ain't bad either!!

I'm unsure about the need to wear a Hi-Viz jacket and surgical gloves when handling a Tornado though.....any ideas? ???

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Re: A Lovely Specimen
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2015, 04:05:14 PM »
That,s to avoid catching the dreaded Hungarian willy pox. Highly contagious you know  :D

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Re: A Lovely Specimen
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2015, 08:17:27 PM »
Who's the bloke ?
Maybe handling with care so not to catch the relum bug I've heard it's really contagious  ;)
Especially ones with pink bows round them
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Re: A Lovely Specimen
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2015, 12:57:45 PM »
Who's the bloke ?

A member on here.....but I'll let him introduce himself. ;)

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Re: A Lovely Specimen
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2015, 07:10:59 PM »
i think health and safety has gone to far ;D
You can't do  anything on a vespa....except constantly work on it!!...hey gambo I've just noticed..HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING SiLLY BUGGERS

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Re: A Lovely Specimen
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2015, 05:23:18 PM »
BOG OFF!  :D

On 'another forum'  ;)  ;) my signature by the mods  is:

I will stoop lower than a snakes wedding tackle for Relum bit! :'(

Ive had several serious offers of parts for and full examples of the Hungarian Swamp Donkey.
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Re: A Lovely Specimen
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2015, 05:36:13 PM »
The best tuning advice Ive heard for a H.S.D. is to cut 6 inches off the end of barrel.

It fits into the dustbin better then.  ;D
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Re: A Lovely Specimen
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2015, 11:37:43 AM »
Oi you.........please accept a smite for that comment, along with my compliments. :P ;D

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Re: A Lovely Specimen
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2015, 09:35:00 AM »
  ;D
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Re: A Lovely Specimen
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2015, 11:26:48 AM »
Mr I.J.

You can make amends for your shameful indiscretion about the Relum Tornado by *.............


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