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Offline dezyboy

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How to tell if you have a "mangina"
« on: January 22, 2014, 11:49:19 PM »
Your on the phone to your mate , talking guns and other macho stuff ..

When the house phone rings and it's the wife phoning from up stairs !!  She then proceeds to ask for a hot water bottle and you find your auto reply cuts in "yes dear"

That is the moment of realization .. you have a mangina !



Nic sort it out mate ... you are found guilty of having and concealing a dangerous mangina on two counts.

Count 1)   Being pussy whipped and liking it !

Count 2)  She should not need a hot water bottle !  Nina .. if he is failing you in that dept ...  [joey mode] How you do'in  ;) [/joey mode]

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Re: How to tell if you have a "mangina"
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2014, 11:53:21 PM »
PMSL. She could not have phoned down at a worse time eh?
I consider myself shamed.  :-[

I'm off to try and find my balls.
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Re: How to tell if you have a "mangina"
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2014, 11:54:56 PM »
PMSL. She could not have phoned down at a worse time eh?
I consider myself shamed.  :-[

I'm off to try and find my balls.

Boil the kettle more like ;)

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Re: How to tell if you have a "mangina"
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 12:01:37 AM »
All ready done it.  :( God! I'm so owned.

But then, hey; look what she's letting me buy.  ;)
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Re: How to tell if you have a "mangina"
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2014, 12:27:47 AM »
All ready done it.  :( God! I'm so owned.

But then, hey; look what she's letting me buy.  ;)

I rest my case  :o  :P

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Re: How to tell if you have a "mangina"
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2014, 01:26:51 AM »
shit.
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Re: How to tell if you have a "mangina"
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2014, 06:52:35 AM »
You know she beats him when he is not compliant with her demands.

Perhaps we should start an appeal, you know like they do for battered wifes.

We could call it 'Bruised Knuckles' ;)
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Re: How to tell if you have a "mangina"
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2014, 08:54:33 AM »
Yeah.....Nina wears the trousers in a certain household in East Stour.......when I was on the blower to Nic the other night about something, he replied "I'll have to ask Nina first"......the bloody wimpy lightweight!! :( :(

Have I not taught you anything about the essential manly skill of concealing a 'Naughty Box' away from womanly eyes then? ::)

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Re: How to tell if you have a "mangina"
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2014, 09:53:08 AM »
Nina wears the trousers
she has to because if nic wears  them, he pees all over them! :o :P
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Re: How to tell if you have a "mangina"
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2014, 11:40:08 AM »
These no way on earth I could ever have a naughty box Gambo; even if i hid it in the Camen Islands.
Nina's the financial controller for a company that turns over 75 million a year.
Shes sees every bloody penny, believe me.
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