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Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Reply #1920 on: January 19, 2013, 05:18:36 PM »
Women like to be pampered and romantic - You have to set the scene with a bottle of nice wine and scented candles  and rose pettles floating on the top to give that 'ambiance' and 'wisper sweet nothings' gently in her ear

Does that work with .177 shooters as well?  ???

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Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Reply #1921 on: January 19, 2013, 05:25:54 PM »
Thats what I`ve been doing for the past five hours and I am frozen to the bone. Missus is running me a bath, just asked if she wanted to jump in with me and she gave me that ` in your dreams ` look.  ::)

Sounds to me like you've lost the subtle art of wooing her Mick, Women like to be pampered and romantic - the thought of jumping in a tub with a half frozen greasy handed, hairy and pongy man probably doesn't do it for most women!  :o
You have to set the scene with a bottle of nice wine and scented candles  and rose pettles floating on the top to give that 'ambiance' and 'wisper sweet nothings' gently in her ear, not the "fancy scrubbin me back pet?" approach with a face like Benny Hill!  :o
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I have just read it out to her and she laughed Col.  She says that I should be more like you.  :o  Apparently you sound like you know how to treat a woman ..... and I don`t  ::)   I even offered to sit at the tap end but, still no joy ! 

Yep. You got it Col .... Asked about Dave and she just smiles and giggles like a school girl. Gonna have to get to the bottom of that ya know one day  ::)
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Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Reply #1922 on: January 19, 2013, 05:32:44 PM »
you know how to treat a woman?

Yes I do.............show 'em who's boss, and tell 'em what to do!!! ;)

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Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Reply #1923 on: January 19, 2013, 05:53:43 PM »
[Does that work with .177 shooters as well?  ???

How would I know the answer to that Gareth - but I suspect not!  :o


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Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Reply #1924 on: January 20, 2013, 12:42:22 AM »
Night, night Guys - got to get up for work in the morning!  :(


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Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Reply #1925 on: January 20, 2013, 05:25:17 AM »
Good morning planet we have had a flutter of snow overnight everything is white  ;D
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Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Reply #1926 on: January 20, 2013, 09:07:09 AM »
Ready to go to work - no more snow and what we had on Friday night has largely dissapeared - we are left with frozen mush everywhere - not nice!

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Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Reply #1927 on: January 20, 2013, 09:36:12 AM »
Have a good day at work. The snow has started again here but its only fine  ;D
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Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Reply #1928 on: January 20, 2013, 09:40:02 AM »
Ready to go to work - no more snow and what we had on Friday night has largely dissapeared - we are left with frozen mush everywhere - not nice!

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Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Reply #1929 on: January 20, 2013, 09:40:56 AM »
dont care about the weather as ive gotta beat the wife up to get me brecky pmsl, OH AND 'ELLO DOODS
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