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Open Discussion / Re: What are You Drinking Tonight?
« Last post by Gambo on July 17, 2018, 07:50:02 PM »
Blerky.....you deserve to be smited for doing that........and if Mrs Blerk was a member here, I'd smite her too for the crime wasting such a lully beverage!

So....as it is.....I think the only chivalrous thing for you to do is.............to cop her smite in her absence.



Was on the Doom again last night.....but at the mo I'm quaffing ice cold bottles of Tsintao.....a case of which I bought yest. 8)

Also bought a case of [Yellow Tail] Jammy Red Roo....but have yet to start on that.
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Open Discussion / Re: Quote for today!
« Last post by Gambo on July 17, 2018, 07:24:53 PM »
"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time."

Guy Martin
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Open Discussion / Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Last post by Gambo on July 17, 2018, 07:23:42 PM »
Evening Planet, hope you've all had a spiffin' day? ;D
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Good looking out Gareth. Thank's for Correction.....Franky
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Open Discussion / Re: What are You Drinking Tonight?
« Last post by IceBlerk on July 17, 2018, 08:57:18 AM »
I was on McEwan's Champion last night. It is truly the best beer in the world ever.

BUT, I committed a heinous mistake.

As I neared the end of my pint I told asked Mrs. Blerk to fetch me another from the fridge (she was on her way to the house anyway, I'm not a suicidal fool!).

She knows her place and did that, placing the open bottle within easy reach of me as I sat on a lounger, enjoying the sunshine.

I didn't expect her to bring me the new bottle so quickly (I'm not a slave-driver) so it was a few minutes before I finished my current glassful.

And it was during those few minutes that the mistake happened. I forgot the "state" of the bottle in front of me, thought it to be empty and dropped a fag end into it. A couple of minutes later Mrs. Blerk, having noted my exemplary actions in keeping things tidy, dropped her cigarette end into the same bottle.

That was when then froth started to rise out of the top.

A whole, precious bottle of chilled Champion was ruined before it was given a chance to bring joy to mankind. It was heart-breaking.

I was so traumatised by events that I needed another two bottles to calm my emotions.
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Have a look at this. Looks like a standard HPA paintball bottle.
http://www.ukchineseairgunforum.org.uk/viewtopic.php?p=394387#p394387
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Open Discussion / Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Last post by rabbit sniper on July 16, 2018, 08:53:24 AM »
Good morning planet it's lovely outside hopefully it stays like that
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Open Discussion / Re: Quote for today!
« Last post by IceBlerk on July 16, 2018, 08:16:01 AM »
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer."

Clement Freud
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Open Discussion / Re: Hello / Goodbye Thread
« Last post by rabbit sniper on July 15, 2018, 10:05:35 PM »
Haha I've forgotten what that is pal  ;D
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Open Discussion / Re: MotoGP 2018 - Sachsenring
« Last post by Gambo on July 15, 2018, 09:57:10 PM »
Race results......


1/. Marquez/Honda

2/. Rossi/Yamaha

3/. VinalÚs/Yamaha
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