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« on: November 19, 2016, 04:24:45 PM »
Paddy takes two stuffed dogs on to the Antique Roadshow.
"Ohh," said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers Taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the 19th century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"Sticks!" Paddy replied.
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2016, 05:11:04 PM »
Doh....I doubt he will winalot selling those then!! ::)

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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2016, 11:59:54 PM »
Doh....I doubt he will winalot selling those then!! ::)
You must be barking mad
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2016, 12:59:15 PM »
Sounds like a bit of a shaggy dog story to me. ::)

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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2016, 01:19:40 PM »
Sounds a bit woof
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2016, 03:59:38 PM »
That last attempt at a joke was very paw Uggy!! ::)

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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2016, 04:20:30 PM »
I thought it was the dogs bollocks!
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2016, 04:33:31 PM »
A very unlikely tail.

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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2016, 04:39:12 PM »
A very unlikely tail.
I think your barking up th wrong tree
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2016, 07:42:15 PM »
You've already used 'barking'! :P


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